Ask not what your coffee can do for you, but what you can do for your coffee!
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August 10, 2007 at 12:29 am
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August 10, 2007 at 1:28 am
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August 10, 2007 at 2:09 am
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August 10, 2007 at 2:18 am
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August 10, 2007 at 7:20 am
What we need more of is Rush. They are the bomb. I am a fan of Rush and I approve this message. I think you need more posts about Rush. For instance, you could post about how Geddy Lee is Jewish, and how this has given him super human bass skills.
You see kiddies, they are the blessed people…..of FUNK!
Seriously, you ever seen a jewish kid play slap bass? Thats some funky ass funk.
I mean, look at that! IT WRITES ITSELF! FUNK! YEAHHHH!